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  Like I would never let the kid out--of my body. -- Wendy Liebma...
• I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebma
• I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there.
  And I'm like: How did my mother know that? -- Wendy Liebma...
• I'll do anything for him! I love him very much! Write that with very big letters!
  -- Brigitte Nielsen re: Sylvester Stallone, 1985...
• I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. -- Stephen King
• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I write all my critical routines in assembler, and my comedy routines in FORTRAN. -- Anonymou
• I didn't write this; a very complex macro did.
• I'm scared of sex now. You have to be. You can get something terminal, like a kid.
  -- Wendy Liebma...