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• I have a cunning plan, sir. Hoorah! Well, that's that, then.
  -- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability...
• Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
• Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
  Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• Sir Thomas Moore, for instance, burned alive for refusing to recant his Catholicism
  must have been kicking himself as the flames licked higher, that it never occured to him to say, 'I recant my Catholicism'....
• I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
  ..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...
• At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off.