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• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
• A poignant plea, sir, enough to melt the stoniest of hearts, but the answer, I'm afraid, must remain, 'You're going to die, fat pig'.
  -- Edmund to George : Duel and Duality...
• It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
  '...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
• Yes, yes, but he'd be fabulously rewarded. Money...
  itles...castles... ...a coffin... -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• You're perfectly safe... Hoorah!! ...Until six o'clock tonight.
  Hooroo. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality...
• I was in a coach, flying through the London night, bound for the ladies' home.
  .. Oh...and which ladies' home is this? A Home for the Elderly, or a Home for the Mentally Disadvantaged?...
• Perhaps this disgusting degraded creature is some sort of blessing in disguise?
  Well, if he is, it's a very _good_ disguise. -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• Ah, Blackadder. Notice anything...unusual? Yes, sir.
  It's eleven thirty in the morning, and you're moving about....
• Edmund Blackadder: After all, did not Our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment?
  Prince George:No. -- Blackadder, Duel and Duality...