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• I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
• It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
  '...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
• And then these two ravishing beauties came up to me and whispered in my ear.
  ..that they loved me. And what happened after you woke up, sir?...
• Ah, Blackadder. Notice anything...unusual? Yes, sir.
  It's eleven thirty in the morning, and you're moving about....
• Yes, yes, but he'd be fabulously rewarded. Money...
  itles...castles... ...a coffin... -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• You're perfectly safe... Hoorah!! ...Until six o'clock tonight.
  Hooroo. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality...
• I was in a coach, flying through the London night, bound for the ladies' home.
  .. Oh...and which ladies' home is this? A Home for the Elderly, or a Home for the Mentally Disadvantaged?...
• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....