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• Ah, Blackadder. Notice anything...unusual? Yes, sir.
  It's eleven thirty in the morning, and you're moving about....
• It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
  '...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
• I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
• Get out, Blackadder, and stop corking our juices. Certainly, your Highness.
  I'll leave you to dribble in private. -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Baldrick, go forth into the street and let it be known that Lord Blackadder wishes to sell his house.
  Percy...just go forth into the street. -- Edmund : Money...
• Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you into long strips and telling the Prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• And then these two ravishing beauties came up to me and whispered in my ear.
  ..that they loved me. And what happened after you woke up, sir?...
• The prince wants your daughter for his wife. Well, tell him his wife can't have her.
  -- Blackadder III...
• Yes, yes, but he'd be fabulously rewarded. Money...
  itles...castles... ...a coffin... -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...