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• Ah, Blackadder. Notice anything...unusual? Yes, sir.
  It's eleven thirty in the morning, and you're moving about....
• Yes, yes, but he'd be fabulously rewarded. Money...
  itles...castles... ...a coffin... -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• Edmund Blackadder: After all, did not Our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment?
  Prince George:No. -- Blackadder, Duel and Duality...
• I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
• Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you into long strips and telling the Prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• Why, the public love me! Only the other day I was out in the street and they sang, 'We hail Prince George!
  We hail Prince George!' 'We _hate_ Prince George', sir....
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
• And then these two ravishing beauties came up to me and whispered in my ear.
  ..that they loved me. And what happened after you woke up, sir?...