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• It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
  '...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
• Ah, Blackadder. Notice anything...unusual? Yes, sir.
  It's eleven thirty in the morning, and you're moving about....
• I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
• Perhaps this disgusting degraded creature is some sort of blessing in disguise?
  Well, if he is, it's a very _good_ disguise. -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
• You're perfectly safe... Hoorah!! ...Until six o'clock tonight.
  Hooroo. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality...
• Edmund Blackadder: After all, did not Our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment?
  Prince George:No. -- Blackadder, Duel and Duality...
• He's mad. He's mad! He's madder than mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's Mr Madman competition.
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• This is _the_ Jane Harrington? (with pride) Yes! Jane 'Bury me in a Y-shaped coffin' Harrington?
  -- Edmund and Percy : Bell...