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• With Clinton and $0.85, you can get a cup of coffee.
• Far beyond all other pleasures, rarer than jewels or treasures, sweeter than grape from the vine.
  Yes! Yes! Greatest of pleasures! Coffee, coffee, how I love its flavor, and if you would win my favor, yes!...
• Bart: Just a minute, van Houten. Somebody needs to guard this place at night so it doesn't get trashed.
  [offers a cap and baton] How'd you like to be night watchman?...
• If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• Rachel enters.] Monica: (seeing her) Okay, let's go!
  ! Let's hit the road!! Rachel: Hey! Monica: Let's get the show on it!...
• I like the old-time diners with names like Eat. But be careful if they advertise a bottomless cup of coffee.
  You could end up with a scalded crotch. -- Tommy Sledge...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...even Juan Valdez couldn't support your drastic need for yet another cup of coffee.
• Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
• Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
  In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...