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• I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
• I like my men to be...well...hockey players!
• I brake for hockey!
• I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
• If you have men who will only come if they know there is a good road, I don't want them.
  I want men who will come if there is no road at all. -- David Livingstone...
• I do not seek the ignorant; the ignorant seek me -- I will instruct them.
  I ask nothing but sincerity. If they come out of habit, they become tiresome. -- I Ching...
• I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
• I have nothing to say, and I'll only say it once. -- Floyd Smith, NHL Hockey coach
• I like my women to be...well...hockey players!