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• Moe: [moved to tears] I got something in my eye.
  .. Barney: Here, take my hankie. Moe: [sees Barney's filthy handkerchief] Agh!...
• My thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap. lvii...
• Quote #25 "The three principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris.
  -- Larry Wall in den Perl5-Manpage...
• Homer: Well, here I am, right on time. I don't see Barney "Let's crash the rocket into the White House and kill the President" Gumble.
  .. Assistant: Actually, he's been here since sunrise....
• Barney: Next, they're going to show _my_ movie. Ba
  _You_ made a movie? Barney: _I_ made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of "Entertainment Weekly"....
• Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty.
  I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of out club?...
• Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero! David: Oh, you like my music?
  Barney: [surprised] You're a musician? -- Birds of a feather, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Dr. Foster: Yes, Dr. Foster here. ... Ned Flanders?
  You're sure? ... No, no, no, I'll come right over....
• I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed.
  I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible....