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• I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!
• I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.
  Jerome K. Jerome ['They and I', 1909]...
• QOTD: All I want is more than my fair share.
• As for me and my house, I will serve the turkey!
• All of a sudden I noticed she was saying my daughter, my son, my silver, my furniture, my house, and your friends, your troubles, your worries, your problems, and your fault.
  -- H. Marti...
• This guy comes over to my house and says, "I want to read your gas meter.
  I said, "Whatever happened to the classics?" -- Emo Philip...
• I wasn't there. I didn't do it. I want my lawyer!
• You want to eat my mills and have them, too. And all I want to know is thi
  what makes you think it's possible? ... But it's only temporary!...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...