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• Ned: You know, reverend, this really isn't a hymn. Rev
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• Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
  Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
• Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
  Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....
• Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
  Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
• it increases my paranoia like looking in my mirror and seeing a police car--but I'm not giving in an inch to fear.
  -- David Crosby...
• George: Hello, Homer! I'm George Harrison. Home
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