I left for college. Dad said, "I'm going to miss you." I said, "Well, now
that I broke the sight off your rifle." Yeah. My parents threw quite a
going-away party for me. According to the letter.
-- Emo Philips
that I broke the sight off your rifle." Yeah. My parents threw quite a
going-away party for me. According to the letter.
-- Emo Philips
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