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• Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (second verse, abridged) Patents, copyrights, and trademarks, Those evil lawyers are worse than sharks.
  We can't escape their vice-like grip, We're slaves to their class-action whip, We all must fight this evil abomination, Join together and strive for world domination!...
• Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. -- Robin William
• After the lawyers are all dead, kill the Politicians!
• The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
• The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
• Oh Lord, won't you buy me a 4BSD? My friends all got sources, so why can't I see?
  Come all you moby hackers, come sing it out with me: To hell with the lawyers from AT&T!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lawyers do it to you.