Marge: [gasps] Illegal gambling in my house?
Moe: _Your_ house? _Your_ house? Gee, it's so glamorously decorated
I thought I was in Vegas! Hey, you guys lied to me: you said it
was Vegas!
Barney: Yeah, well we'll be going.
[everyone leaves, murmuring]
Homer: Marge, you chased away all my poker buddies!
Marge: I didn't mean to.
Homer: Oh, you've become such a cop. And not that long ago you were so
much more to me: you were a cleaner of pots, a sewer of buttons,
an unclogger of hairy clogs.
Marge: I'm still all those things, only now I'm cleaning up the city,
sewing together the social fabric, and unplugging the clogs of
our legal system.
Homer: You're cooking what for dinner?
-- Marge attempts a parallel structure,
"The Springfield Connection"
Moe: _Your_ house? _Your_ house? Gee, it's so glamorously decorated
I thought I was in Vegas! Hey, you guys lied to me: you said it
was Vegas!
Barney: Yeah, well we'll be going.
[everyone leaves, murmuring]
Homer: Marge, you chased away all my poker buddies!
Marge: I didn't mean to.
Homer: Oh, you've become such a cop. And not that long ago you were so
much more to me: you were a cleaner of pots, a sewer of buttons,
an unclogger of hairy clogs.
Marge: I'm still all those things, only now I'm cleaning up the city,
sewing together the social fabric, and unplugging the clogs of
our legal system.
Homer: You're cooking what for dinner?
-- Marge attempts a parallel structure,
"The Springfield Connection"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble
here now that your wife's a cop?
Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily.... - Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that
movie, "Spaceballs".
But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy".... - Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that
jury room.
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed.... - Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
