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• Tell me, have you ever visited the planet Earth, sir? -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook
• Take a look at this - I'm sure you know it. 'King and Country'.
  Ah yes...without doubt my _favourite_ magazine. Soft, strong....
• Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
  About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• So - it's maximum security. Is that clear? Certainly, sir.
  Only myself and the rest of the English-speaking world is to know....
• Tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip. Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?
  Permission to speak. ............... Answer the General, Baldrick....
• Neither we nor the Hun favour fighting our battles 'au naturelle' But sir, it's artistic, it's.
  ..willing suspension of disbelief. Well, I'm not having anyone staring in disbelief at _my_ willy suspension....
• I thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split. -- Edmund to Melchett : Money
• You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
  Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
• Private Baldrick here is obviously a bit of an impressionist.
  ...The only decent impression _he_ can do is of a man with no talent....