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• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.
  -- George Carli...
• Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now I can remember things that *have* happened before .
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• Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
  Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....
• What was my original face before I was born?
• I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.