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  Man: I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid....
• I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
  -- Mary Lou Bax...
• I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
  -- Mary Lou Bax...
• Ted Kennedy: "My nephew will walk your daughter home.
• Commander, what are your intentions towards my daughter?
  Your DAUGHTER? Nice to meet you. -- Data and Riker, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
• phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
  ..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
• I am wealthy in my friends. -- Shakespeare
• All of a sudden I noticed she was saying my daughter, my son, my silver, my furniture, my house, and your friends, your troubles, your worries, your problems, and your fault.
  -- H. Marti...