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• He's a Democrat because he's too poor to be Republican.
• Bureaucrat: A Democrat who is holding some office that a Republican wants, or a Republican who is holding some office that a Democrat wants.
• I had some morals; sold them for money. -- Republican Motto
• No-one would remember the Good Samaritan if he had only had good intentions.
  He had money as well. -- Margaret Thatche...
• Republican: If shit happens to someone, they deserved it.
• Mr. Coolidge is the best Democrat we ever had in the White House.
  He didn't do nothin', but that's what we wanted done. -- Will Roge...
• This week somebody sent a puppy to the President. The puppy was a Democrat.
  You could tell--he had his eyes open! -- Senator Claghorn (Kenny Delmar)...
• RESEARCH: Consider Columbus: He didn't know where he was going.
  When he got there he didn't know where he was. When he got back he didn't know where he had been....
• Research, n: Consider Columbus: He didn't know where he was going.
  When he got there he didn't know where he was. When he got back he didn't know where he had been....