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• I had some morals, but I gave them away. -- Liberal motto
• I had some morals; sold them for money. -- Republican Motto
• As to Jesus of Nazareth...I think the system of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see
  but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have, with most of the present Dissenters in England, some doubts as to his divinity....
• As to Jesus of Nazareth... I think the system of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see
  but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have, with most of the present Dissenters in England, some doubts as to his divinity....
• Some people are born to write FORTRAN, others aspire to write FORTRAN, but most have writing FORTRAN thrust upon them.
• I had some morals, luckily, I got my money back.
• Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. -- Ed Howe