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• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I am getting into abstract painting. Real abstract -- no brush, no canvas, I just think about it.
  I just went to an art museum where all of the art was done by children....
• I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back...boy, were they mad! -- Steven Wrigh
• I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings.
  .. Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.
  I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...