I got hit by a Volkswagen--and had to go to the hospital to have it
removed.
-- Pat McCormick
removed.
-- Pat McCormick
Related:
- I have invented rubber food for old people with time to kill.
- Pat... - I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident.
I hit a bookmark. -- Steven... - I just got out of the hospital after a
speed reading accident.
I hit a bookmark. -- S.... - I've fallen down and not even known it.
- Pat... - I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent
of a prostate operation.
Malcolm... - You got the ball. You had it right there. Then ... you hit it away!
And then ... you go and walk after it again! It's... - Never eat in a restaurant where you see a cockroach bench-pressing a burrito.
- Pat... - There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Peter... - which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot,
and Baby Carrot. One fine spring day they decided...
From the same category:
- Data: "Starfleet reports it has engaged the Borg at Wolf-359,
sir." -- "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate... - Every program is a part of some other program,
and rarely fits... - Antelope freeway-
1/64 mile... - Remember, today could just as easily be the LAST day of the rest of your life.
Solomon... - Nine-tenths of all existing books are
nonsense --...
