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• Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill Cosby
• Bill Cosby, huh?" "If you play your cards right..." -- David Addison, baby, from MOONLIGHTING
• Baseball is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.
  Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. -- Nuke LaLouche...
• Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. -- Bill Cosby
• Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
• It's only hopeless if you walk away.
• Thank you, Bill Cosby, you saved the Simpsons! -- Homer Simpson Saturdays of Thunde
• Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
  Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....
• You should never challenge "worse." Don't ever say, "Things couldn't get worse.
  Worse is rough ... I was down to my last two hundred dollars....