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• I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark. -- S. Wrigh
• I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm.
  By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. -- Steven Wrigh
• I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. -- Steven Wrigh
• I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...