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• If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. -- Pietro Aretino
• If you really want to annoy your neighbors and worry them no end, cause them to sit up nights in anxiety, than there is but one way to do it.
  Tell the truth about them. Truth needs no embellishment and is always better than any fiction possible....
• Annoy a Conservative: Ask them to tell the truth!
• Annoy a Fundamentalist: Tell him the truth!
• Annoy a Conservative: Ask them about the last election!
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. -- Logan Pearsall Smith
• If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. -- Woody Alle
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  -- Rita Rudne...