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• Love was when you thought someone was so great that they should always be happy, and you wanted to be part of making them happy.
  In love is when you feel so good around someone that you always want to be around them....
• Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are.
  The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry....
• How many cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but he is never around when you need him....
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• If you want to know about paranoids, follow them around.
• A fool and his money are never around when you need them.
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• There is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble.
  -- Don Marqui...