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• Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
  -- Andy Rooney...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  He always talks about this "runner's high." But he has to go twenty-six miles for it....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
• A recent sales study indicated that consumption of seafood dishes in Bay City restaurants has increased by 30 percent over the past five years.
  Yet there are no currently operating city restaurants that specialize in seafood....
• Bore: A man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
  -- Melville D. Lando...
• Grampa: [mechanically] Lovelorn. You need man. Moe near now.
  Go near Moe. Betty: What? Moe: "Go near Moe....