Related:

• You want me to pay for bug fixes???
• The best advice I ever received was from my co-author of You Can't Afford the Luxury of a Negative Thought, John-Roger, who once told me, "You can have anything you want.
  You just can't have everything you want." -- Peter McWilliam...
• Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
  I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers!...
• Pay no attention to whatever advice you receive. -- Edward Gorey
• If you want to be popular, ask a lot of people for advice.
  If you want to be wise, ignore the advice....
• If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling
  if you can use either one, it's a miracle. -- Adam...
• My Little Chickadee Let me give you one word of advice
  ever give a sucker an even break. --W.C. Field...
• The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you. -- James De
• Bart: Good luck tonight, _sis_. I'll try not to hurt you.
  Lisa: Don't worry, I'm wearing my lucky rabbit's head....