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• The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you. -- James De
• If you want my advice, pay me!
• Many people are desperately looking for some wise advice which will recommend that they do what they want to do.
• Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• The best advice I've ever received is the advice I have for young broadcaste
  The best way to sound like you know what you're talking about is to know what you're talking about....
• Advice is like mushrooms; if you aren't careful, you will get a lot of B.S.
• Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but want a different one.
• In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake -- Finagle's Third Law (1) Nobody whom you ask for help will see it.
  (2) The first person who stops by, whose advice you really don't want to hear, will see it immediately....