Bart: Good Luck Tonight, _sis_. I'll Try Not To Hurt You.

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Bart: Good luck tonight, _sis_. I'll try not to hurt you.
Lisa: Don't worry, I'm wearing my lucky rabbit's head. [pulls out a
rabbit's head on a pendant]
Bart: [gasps] Mr. Honeybunny! You inhuman monster.
Lisa: You want a piece of me?
[they start slugging each other]
Apu: [pulling them apart] Hey. Hey! Stop it, stop it! Conserve your
precious hatred for the game.
-- Sound advice, "Lisa on Ice"

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