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• If you would pay attention instead of playing with yourself.
• If you want my advice, pay me!
• Guillotine operators receive severance pay.
• It is said that cats are untrainable. That is not totally accurate.
  Appearances to the contrary, cats do pay attention to the instructions they receive....
• Many receive advice, few profit by it. -- Publilius Syru
• Solon gave the following advice: "Consider your honour, as a gentleman, of more weight than an oath.
  Never tell a lie. Pay attention to matters of importance....
• Modesty is that art which allows that you draw attention to whatever it is that you are being humble about at the present time.
• Why are you looking for more knowledge when you do not pay attention to what you already know?
• I'm sorry Bart. But if you got hurt or died, despite the extra attention I'd receive, I'd miss you.
  -- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...