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• CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
• If your life is just a highway, and your soul is just a car, objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
  .. -- Meat Loaf...
• Your throat may be closer than it seems.
• Most people have seen on their rear view mirrors: WARNING!
  Objects may appear closer than they really are. Maybe liquor companies need to include the following...
• CAUTION! Tagline Addict on board!! use taglines carefully!
• You may be redneck... if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
• CAUTION! Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
• CAUTION! Hungry Dieter. May bite if provoked .