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• This product is meant for educational purposes only.
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• An immense mirror is hanging against one wall, and stretches to the other end of the room, where various other sundry objects can be glimpsed dimly in the distance.
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  It is the greatest of cowards, for it is afraid of itself. -- William Hazlitt (1778-1830)...