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• Warning: Objects in mirror are more stupid than they appear.
• If your life is just a highway, and your soul is just a car, objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
  .. -- Meat Loaf...
• CAUTION! Taglines may be closer than they appear!
• Most people have seen on their rear view mirrors: WARNING!
  Objects may appear closer than they really are. Maybe liquor companies need to include the following...
• This product is meant for educational purposes only.
  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental....
• No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.
• The mountain looks closer than it is. -- Frothingham's Corollary
• Your throat may be closer than it seems.
• An immense mirror is hanging against one wall, and stretches to the other end of the room, where various other sundry objects can be glimpsed dimly in the distance.