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You May Be Redneck... If Your Dog Sleeps Closer To You Than Your Wife.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe.
You may be redneck... if your wife would rather fish than shop.
You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.
You may be redneck... if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.
You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
You may be redneck... if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
You may be redneck... if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
