Marge: [annoyed] Wake up!
Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in
Maggie's kiddie pool!
[clip from 9F06: Homer pulling hotdog from kiddie pool]
Homer, young people learn about love from adults and we've been
setting a terrible example for our children and the community in
general. I want us to deal with the issues raised by this book.
Homer: [takes it] Hmm...
[clip from 8F17: book lands on fire]
Marge: Hmm...I knew we shouldn't have put a fireplace in the bedroom.
-- It's good for snuggling, however,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in
Maggie's kiddie pool!
[clip from 9F06: Homer pulling hotdog from kiddie pool]
Homer, young people learn about love from adults and we've been
setting a terrible example for our children and the community in
general. I want us to deal with the issues raised by this book.
Homer: [takes it] Hmm...
[clip from 8F17: book lands on fire]
Marge: Hmm...I knew we shouldn't have put a fireplace in the bedroom.
-- It's good for snuggling, however,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Related:
- Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day!
Marge
It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool.... - Marge: Does anyone else have a love story?
Lisa: Yes, I do.
And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal.... - Marge: No, think about people. Think about moments in your life that
have been very romantic.
Homer: Oh, OK. [clip from 1F14: Homer kissing Flanders at football game] Marge... - Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine.... - Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've
neglected something more importa
it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need, Mom.... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Home
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.... - Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a
scandalous story of my own.
[3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole
lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
