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For New Year's, I Gave Up Sex & Lying.
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For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
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I gave it up until Lent.
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This New Year I resolve to make no resolutions.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves....
