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• If you knew my infinite charm, there'd be no reason to be alarmed.
• Your lamp is now off.
• Your lamp is now on.
• Apu: Huh? Homer: Don't be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.
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• If a wife does not cause all your troubles, she at least conveniently symbolizes them at times.
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