All I Hear Is Diet, Diet And More Diet. If I Wanted To Lose Weight I'd Go To A Regular Paint Store, Since Most Of These Places Sell Thinner.

All I Hear Is Diet, Diet And More Diet. If I Wanted To Lose Weight I'd Go To A Regular Paint Store, Since Most Of These Places Sell Thinner.

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All I hear is diet, diet and more diet. If I wanted to lose weight I'd go
to a regular paint store, since most of these places sell thinner.

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