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• Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you may diet!
• Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
• Exercise for your health....eat a balanced diet. Control your weight.
  Don't Smoke. Nothing to Excess. All Things in Moderation....and tomorrow you die, anyway!...
• I might be fat but you are ugly and I can diet.
• I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
• QOTD: "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it.
• All I hear is diet, diet and more diet. If I wanted to lose weight I'd go to a regular paint store, since most of these places sell thinner.
• I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
• So I invented diet shampoo! -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000