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• The world is full of fatheads... -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000
• Ah, excuse me, Death? Where is thy sting? -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000
• He learned almost too late that man is a _feeling_ creature... -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000
• Just remember, he knows more than you do!" "I have a Master's Degree!
  "In SCIENCE!" -- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre's Ask Mr. Science...
• Daddy, Daddy, make Santa Claus go away! I can't, so
  he's grown too powerful. HO HO HO!...
• Push the button, Frank! -- Mystery Science Theate
• Gravity is a mystery of the body, invented to conceal the defects of the mind. -- La Rochefoucauld
• For tomorrow I diet . . .
• Shampiquefy: diluting shampoo so that you don't have to buy more yet.