I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
- QOTD: "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it.
- I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
- You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting
-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
- For tomorrow I diet . . .
- I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. -- Robert Aboud
- I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must
eat it with naked fat people.
-- Ed Bluestone...