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• QOTD: "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it.
• I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
• You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
  -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
• For tomorrow I diet . . .
• I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. -- Robert Aboud
• I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  -- Ed Bluestone...