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  Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then....
• I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
• Punched cards! I thought only Neanderthals worked with punched cards.
• The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "The Philandere...
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• The only food for thought is more thought. -- Peter Ustinov
• Man: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
  Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt. Man: I understand....