I can wear my shirts as pants.
Related:
- Nudists are people who wear one-button
shirts... - Men wear the pants.
Women wear the panties... - Aagh! Pink?
Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work.
Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough... - Pardon me while I fold my
pants... - It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
I go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back... - I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
Steven... - The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES
SPECIES: Cranial Males
SUBSPECIES:
The Hacker (homo computatis) Plumage: All clothes... - In fact,
I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time... - Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants...
