Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?
Homer: I see these kids now with "Jive" printed on their shirts.
Pftt... Now, I can teach you how you're supposed to say "jive".
Lisa: Dad... Please just drive the car, dad.
Homer: I'm watching the road, sweetie.
You <jive> turkey. See? You got to <sass> it. Quit <jivin'> me,
turkey. You got to sass it. A "turkey" is a bad person.
-- On the verge of beating Grampa, "Homerpalooza"