Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...?
Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?
Bart: Dad!
Homer: I see these kids now with "Jive" printed on their shirts.
Pftt... Now, I can teach you how you're supposed to say "jive".
Lisa: Dad... Please just drive the car, dad.
Homer: I'm watching the road, sweetie.
You <jive> turkey. See? You got to <sass> it. Quit <jivin'> me,
turkey. You got to sass it. A "turkey" is a bad person.
-- On the verge of beating Grampa, "Homerpalooza"
Bart: Dad...?
Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?
Bart: Dad!
Homer: I see these kids now with "Jive" printed on their shirts.
Pftt... Now, I can teach you how you're supposed to say "jive".
Lisa: Dad... Please just drive the car, dad.
Homer: I'm watching the road, sweetie.
You <jive> turkey. See? You got to <sass> it. Quit <jivin'> me,
turkey. You got to sass it. A "turkey" is a bad person.
-- On the verge of beating Grampa, "Homerpalooza"
Related:
- Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Lisa: Wow, Dad!
Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger... - Bart: Turkey farm? Skunks? Slaughterhouse?
Lisa: No. No. ... - Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool...
From the same category:
- Hello, everybody, I'm Troy McClure, star of such films as "P is for
Psycho" and "The President's Neck is Missing".
"Marge in... - Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello. ... - Andy Williams: [singing off-camera]
...my huckleberry friend
Moon river,
and me. [audience applauds] Nelson:... - Could this be the best day of my life?
[thought balloon:
Homer weds Marge] [thought balloon: Homer dances as... - Homer: I'm here for the Alc-Anon meeting.
Lovejoy: Mm-hm.
Third door on your left. [Jasper walks up]...
