It's Hard Having A Big Nose. All My Pullover Shirts Have Stretch Marks.

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It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks. I
go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can
tell time. I can't go in the ocean--I'll be doing the backstroke and
someone'll shout, "Shark!"
-- Rick Corso