Aagh! Pink? Marge, I Can't Wear A Pink Shirt To Work.
Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work.
Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different...
-- Homer finds all his shirts are pinko,
"Stark Raving Dad"
Man: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt. Man: I understand....
Burns: Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
Smithers: I'll call security, sir. Burns: Excellent....
Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a lobotomy, do you?
Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream] [Bart is playing in the house and breaks a lamp] Home...
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The Hacker (homo computatis) Plumage: All clothes have a slightly crumpled look as though they came off the top of the laundry basket....
I can wear my shirts as pants.
Burns: Why is that man in pink! Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir.
He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G. Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Stark Raving Dad...
Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this. Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot?...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...