I can't stop thinking like this.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
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Steven... - I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn't have to go so fast.
Steven... - I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
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Steven... - A metaphor is like a simile.
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Steven... - I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy.
Steven... - I was skydiving horizontally.
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Steven... - The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can.
Fred, Barney... -- Steven... - One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said,... - I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
Steven...
