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• I like to skate on the other side of the ice... I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
  .. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit....
• I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh
• If you skate on thin ice, skate _fast_!
• The other day I.... No, that wasn't me. -- comedian Steven Wrigh
• The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh
• I like to reminisce with people I don't know. -- Steven Wrigh
• A metaphor is like a simile. -- Steven Wrigh
• All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night.
  I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ... -- Steven Wrigh...