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• All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.
  -- John Corcora...
• Karinthy's Definition: A bus is a vehicle that goes on the other side in the opposite direction.
• At least five buses go by in the opposite direction before yours arrives.
• To steal from one person is theft. To steal from many is taxation.
  -- Daiell's Law (a take-off on Felson's Law)...
• Thal's Law: For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
• For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision. -- Thal's Law
• Take it off, take it ALL off!
• I had been learning to drive with power steering, I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going in the opposite direction.
• An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
  Gerrold's First Law of Infernal Dynamic...